We Ate Larry

A Head in the Polls

Hi, I’m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. Leela’s gonna kill me. Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.



Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. Yeah, lots of people did. You mean while I’m sleeping in it?

  • Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away!
  • Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.

Love’s Labors Lost in Space

Also Zoidberg. Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. With gusto.

Xmas Story

Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies. She also liked to shut up! Alright, let’s mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew.

  1. Well I’da done better, but it’s plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence.
  2. You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don’t pay you or let you go.
  3. Throw her in the brig.
  4. Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as “the brig”.

Leela’s Homeworld

Say what? You won’t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you’ll be doing. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. Is that a cooking show? Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book ‘Earth in the Balance”, and the much more popular ”Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth’, we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.

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