The Honking

For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. Look, last night was a mistake. Kids don’t turn rotten just from watching TV. I’m Santa Claus! What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! ‘It is!’ My precious torso! I’m a thing.

Xmas Story

Guess again. Moving along… A sexy mistake.

  • I’m a thing.
  • Guess again.
  • Check it out, y’all. Everyone who was invited is here.

Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences

Check it out, y’all. Everyone who was invited is here. Who’s brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere? Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you? Oh God, what have I done? There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain!

Put Your Head on my Shoulder

Daddy Bender, we’re hungry. Bender, you risked your life to save me! What kind of a father would I be if I said no? I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died.

  1. Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn’t make sense. But, okay!
  2. It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?
  3. With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!
  4. Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court!
Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV

Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. Who’s brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere? Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers?

Anthology of Interest I

I’m a thing. And when we woke up, we had these bodies. No, she’ll probably make me do it.

No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!

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2 thoughts on “The Honking

  1. Wondering if I can make the “recent posts” (left and right sidebars) on the homepage a little bigger to be more readable like it is on Cnet?

    2. Can I also make the heading/title of the post in the readable/description section be as bright dark black like it is on CNET? (EXAMPLE: http://www.cnet.com/products/apple-watch/ ) see the title how bright it is

    1. Hi Emmy,

      Will release an update soon to fix the sidebar titles and make them larger and also make the text colour full black.

      Thanks

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